Survey: Please help, i'm filling out a pad of sticky notes to keep in my vehicle for the?

IDJITS that don't know how to park in the parking garage. I would like some variety in my notes, so far i have





"nice park job diiickwad"


"azsshole"


"i guess you own all six of the spots you're parked in"


"i hope u enjoy your flat tires as much as i enjoyed parking 6 floors up from you"


"no i didn't cut your brake line, that's just water under your car"


"did your gramma teach you how to park?"


"when i parallel park, i always do it the other way in the lines"


and


"u'd better pray we never meet on the street"








do you have any other suggestions for me?

Survey: Please help, i'm filling out a pad of sticky notes to keep in my vehicle for the?
If you ***** like you park, you'll never get it in.
Reply:Those are great, but I think Kevin The Man of Your Dreams nailed it with


"if you look as good as you park, you must be uglier than sin"


Sounds like fun so have fun!


Rub some Vaseline on the underside of the door handles too, that's always harmless fun. They'll be freaked out wondering what the hell did I just touch?
Reply:"i broke in ur car and got your address off the registration, at this very moment my friend Rico and i are teaching your young daughter how to better squeeze large things into small spaces- parking if you will..someone in your family needs to know!"
Reply:"I was just wondering how much you paid for this parking garage"





"The eye doctor is six blocks to the east"





"I peed on your door handles"





"Moron on board" %26lt;-- this is my favorite, turn the post it so it looks like a diamond
Reply:HAHAHA those are soo funny. Hmm. I'm just taking a shot at this but what about: Betcha don't have an extra windshield!, I broke your window and peed on your new leather seats. Enjoy! or: Oh, sorry, did I just put that ginormous scratch there?
Reply:i think you should just use the postits to wipe your butt, and put them on the windshields afterwards.


i think they'll get the point and it saves you time and ink.
Reply:Dead Geese can park better than you


if you park as good as you look, you must be Uglier than sin


i pooped in your gas tank.
Reply:"Sorry, I really had to pee''





you can also smear chocolate all over =o)
Reply:Mentally handicapped have assigned spots-look for the signs next time.
Reply:"Your door handles are covered in saliva that is infected with HIV. Have a nice life."
Reply:teheheeee, you need a nice cocktail!
Reply:"Hey you, that was a shitty parking job."
Reply:Next time you park that close leave me a f'n can opener azzhat.
Reply:Sticky notes???? These message should be enscribed with a key.
Reply:Betcha don't have FOUR spares!
Reply:LMAO!!!!!! These are too funny!!





Moron on board (post it in a diamond shape) my favorite ha!
Reply:key %26amp; can opener above get my vote!!!!
Reply:"Sorry I burned up your car."
Reply:Oh my do we have road rage in the parking lot?








the signs