Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her well-meaning husband.)
Monday A.M.
Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned.
Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: fruit cup, finger-sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by bedside. See you around six.
Tuesday A.M.
Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator. Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you about the
Coke I put in the Thermoses? The school might call you on this. Dinner may be a little late. I'm doing your
door-to-door canvas for liver research. Your lunch is in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover chili.
Wednesday A.M.
Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would you put soap powder in the flour canister! If you have time, could you please come up with a likely spot for Chris's missing shoes? We've checked the clothes hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box.
Survey : Do you agree that husbands sometimes try?
With so many notes left one wonders if the wife is still alive... I mean after Tuesday she probably got pnemonia dont you think?
Funny though. :)
Reply:That just about summed up all husbands trying to do our job. They start off great but end up going down the tubes. Bless their lovely hearts.
Reply:Brilliant! So funny and true. Bless them, don't you just love the way blokes can sometimes validate us without knowing it?
Reply:Nothing like, "Good Old Chicken Soup For The Soul". God bless him for that IS LOVE. ;-)
Get well soon, and before the next pinned note on your pillow reads, "H-E-L-P!!" LOL
Reply:Only if we want something or to stay out of trouble.
Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Nice one!
It mustve been getting bad if he had to call in the mother-in-law!
The shoes in boots cracks me up! XD
Reply:Holy Crappies you gave me a real good old belly laugh,it sounds like my hubby sometimes.But at least he does try!!!!
Reply:Ofcourse we try.
Yes we screw some things up.
The most difficult part for us however is putting up with the wifes criticism - even if you are doing just fine.
anyways thats just my $0.02
Reply:Ha! Good One. Yes, I guess they do try.
Reply:You poor thing!! Sounds like you'd better get well soon!!
Reply:Wow! isn't that sweet?
Reply:So funny,yes, lets face it, they are our babies, what will they do without us?
Reply:That's quite a severe flu, pinning her to the bed for 5 days (and being unable to comunicate verbally). Sounds more like malaria.
You see, that's why older unmarried guys are a better catch (for unmarried women of course) - we've already learnt to do the household chores (except looking after kids) ourselves ;o)
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
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