Survey:How do you spot a redneck?

when you see duct tape on their car window to hold it up, their cell phone is taped together, when they give you directions they tell you to turn up at the barn right past that broke down car on the left... so on...,their idea of a night at is to hang out at the local gas station or to drive the drag....

Survey:How do you spot a redneck?
straw hat, tank tops their beer belly can't contain, overwalls and drinking bourbon from the bottle while driving a pickup oh + don't expect them to have any nonWhite friends oh and when they try to impress a foreigner they will pawn a bottle of wine at Walmart





OUgirl heat index is 109 here and it's almost 6pm and I've just worked 9 hours almost non-stop counting inventory and moving boxes, some of which weighed more than me
Reply:He'll be under that jacked up car in the front yard of a mobile home with a washing machine on the front porch and a bunch of little rug rats in nothing but dirty diapers will be running around screaming with Popsicle juice running down their chins while their momma (pregnant) sits in a lawn chair smoking a cigarette.
Reply:By his CLEAVAGE.





Question: What do you call the sight of a "Good old boy" plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?





Answer: Redneck Cleavage.
Reply:If his bicycle has a gun rack. He thinks that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d' oeuvre. his high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.


Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy!!!!!!
Reply:I am with Lori on this one!!!!


My neck is as red as they come!!!!


Ozark Rednecks are AWESOME!!!!!
Reply:The Tennessee license plate usually does it for me.
Reply:Just shout out a big ol "LLLOOOORRRIII"...Ill come runnin....no shame in bein a redneck!!!LOL!
Reply:they wear lots of black, they cuss alot, start fights, walk around like they own it all
Reply:Holy Cow! Just walk into a Wal-Mart blindfolded!
Reply:By how many broke down cars and chickens are on his front lawn!!! Lol!
Reply:I look for starred Questions by Hop head.
Reply:Check around the collar in back.
Reply:They will be sporting a mullet. Worst hairstyle of all time.
Reply:They are abundant here...but they are loved just the same. lol
Reply:I wish I knew.
Reply:it looks sore from a distance...
Reply:When my fear rises to 10...I know...I just know.
Reply:All I have to do is look in the mirror..lol