Survey: My wife asks, "If a man can go hunting, spot a deer, shoot it between the eyes at 300 yards?

How comes they can't hit the toilet?"

Survey: My wife asks, "If a man can go hunting, spot a deer, shoot it between the eyes at 300 yards?
your dick doesn't come with a scope or a shoulder rest. :-)
Reply:Just like hitting a deer (assuming you are using a shotgun), Some (hopefully most) of the shot hits the deer and some misses just like when we go to the bathroom.





We certainly do hit the target with most of our shot but from time to time there is a bit of overspray. ;)
Reply:But that's the problem you guys hit the toilet, the rim, and everything else it's called sparying your shots. LOL look at Chaney's hunting record.
Reply:Tell her to get back into the kitchen and cook your dinner.
Reply:I am with the wife on this one..We aim to please..you aim too please..
Reply:Because if we went hunting with a water gun we wouldn't hit the deer would we?
Reply:the "splash" factor





Justin
Reply:Tell her it's not the same thing, we don't want the deer to suffer...
Reply:They can't hit the toilet because they don't have crosshairs on their dongs.
Reply:That's a good question, I hope you had a good answer for her. I want to know also.
Reply:Cause they are careless when it come to going to the bathroom.
Reply:Your wife is a very profound woman....
Reply:Cuz they're tracking the deer.
Reply:That's too easy. Next time put Cheerios in the toilet and pretend each one has a deer's name.
Reply:hahahah!
Reply:that's government conspiracy
Reply:Not paying attention I guess, or just lazy to put the seat up
Reply:Maybe he should have a scope on his privates so that he can aim better!
Reply:Bigger gun
Reply:Not enough gun power.
Reply:Because they don't have anything to aim at.
Reply:Ping Pong balls is the answer to that.
Reply:the stream is always going in curved line.
Reply:Your wife is a wise woman. lmao!
Reply:ask her if she has perfect aim with a hi tech super under pressure water gun
Reply:Cause it aint fun..
Reply:lmao! the gun is a straight shooter!~
Reply:you don't stroke your gun before you squeeze the trigger
Reply:no idea!
Reply:the already did there buisness???


i have no idea!! this confuses me hah!
Reply:cause their wife is stupid enough to keep cleaning it up