Survey: Are these appropriate to say to an old lover who you want to.. er.. reconnect to?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Y/N





The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Y/N





Men/Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Y/N





The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Y/N

Survey: Are these appropriate to say to an old lover who you want to.. er.. reconnect to?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Y/N





The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Y/N





Men/Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Y/N





The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Y/N








Haha they are all good if you old lover has a sense of humor! Those are funny!
Reply:Y


Y


OMG YES


Y
Reply:None of them are appropriate but they're are freaking hilarious!
Reply:LMAO. I see no reconnection happening for you Steve.





Nope but they are all true statements.
Reply:YES


YES


HA HA NO


YES
Reply:your old lover might "re-connect" the ole baseball bat with the side of your head if you use these!
Reply:You are truly twisted,luv.....
Reply:Good luck with these :)
Reply:Ha ha, sure!
Reply:haha couple of em were ok!*